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Cheryl Cole Dropped from US X Factor

Cheryl Cole has been dramatically biffed from the judging panel on the X FActor USA because of her geordie accent and has been replaced by Nicole Scherzinger, according to reports.

I bet Cheryl is really glad she got rid of her long standing manager and replaced her with Will.I.Am now… Getting booted off a show in favour of Paula Abdul, good luck with calming that one down Will. I’ve got a feeling, that tonights going to be a really bloody shit night.

There is still a slot left on the UK judging panel, but this is such a massive kick in the tits that you can’t see Cheryl coming back with her tail between her legs can you?

This is a huge blow to Cheryl, who’s farts have smelt like strawberries for the past 4 years. We put a call in to Simon’s office, but they were surprisingly not answering.